took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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