What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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