no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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