so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
