If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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