the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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