May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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