Duck Duck Cougar?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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