there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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