shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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