He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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