We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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