It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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