I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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