His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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