we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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