she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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