Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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