It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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