you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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