He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sponge bath it is.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
