did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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