just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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