Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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