oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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