I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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