She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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