I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
