HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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