What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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