Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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