Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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