If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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