yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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