it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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