hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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