I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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