Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
