I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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