the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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