Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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