Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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