I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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