I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
