I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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