Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
40s are totally the cure
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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