i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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