no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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