I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
