whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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