if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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