Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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