when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.