I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...