Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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