Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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