You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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