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What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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